14 Coffee Riddles to Jumpstart Your Day

Coffee, a universally cherished beverage, offers more than just warmth and energy. Accompanied by coffee riddles, it becomes a source of mental stimulation and joy.

From steaming cups of java to refreshing iced brews and intricate coffee blends, the world of coffee presents an array of flavors and brewing techniques to explore and enjoy.

Just as the rich aroma of coffee tantalizes the taste buds, so too do riddles tantalize the intellect, sparking curiosity and fostering lively conversation. That said, here are 14 coffee riddles to delight you.

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14 Coffee Riddles to Jumpstart Your Day

1. Something that might make you mad because it’s hot all day, Yet switching it down in the late afternoon would make it much easier for you to sleep. What is it?

• Answer: Coffee pot

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2. What’s chubby, hairy, and a big coffee drinker?

• Answer: Java the Hut!

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3. Why is it okay for Starbucks to charge enormous prices for coffee?

• Answer: Because everything has an Italian title!

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4. What song by the Beatles is the best?

• Answer: Latte Be!

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5. What is it called when clients in cafes make jokes about their coffee?

• Answer: The brewhaha

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6. What do you call a Starbucks you enter that you are sure you have been to before?

• Answer: Deja brew

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7. What name was decided to be given to the son of the coffee addict?

• Answer: Joe, of course

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8. I’m tall when I’m young and short when I’m old. What am I?

• Answer: A coffee cup

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9. What’s a coffee’s favorite karaoke song?

• Answer: "Hit Me With Your Best Shot."

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10. Why do coffees break up with each other?

• Answer: Because they found someone brew

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11. Why was the coffee shop worker sad?

• Answer: He had a latte problems.

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12. What’s a barista’s favorite morning mantra?

• Answer: "Espresso yourself."

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13. Filling these items with brown/black stuff

Ensures everyone in the office

Starts the day as a human being. What is this?

• Answer: A coffee mug

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14. What do chocolate, men, and coffee have in common?

• Answer: They are all better rich!

A man with a credit card and coffee packs items into a paper bag. | Source: Pexels

As you indulge in your favorite brew, let its rich aroma ignite conversations and laughter among loved ones. With 14 coffee riddles at your disposal, dive into the delightful banter and let your curiosity wander!

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